What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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