What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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Knock Knock Who's There Seventeen Thirty Eight I'm like hey what's up hello Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll Married to the money, introduced her to my stove Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low She my trap queen, let her hit the bando We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos Got 56 a gram, prob' a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go And I get high with my baby (baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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