What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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God wrote this joke.................................

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

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