- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Women's rights.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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