Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Chuck norris

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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