- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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