Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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Face...the other white meat!

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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Woman's Rights

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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