- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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