- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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