Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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William wright is Gay

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Hi

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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anal seepage

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I woke up today

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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