- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Justin Bieber

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Lets go Yankees

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Mullets

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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