What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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