My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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