- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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a black guy walks into a black bar

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

You know whats better than 24? 25

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

what did the farmer do? plant

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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