- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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