- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Asians.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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