- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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