- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You and your parents are going to die today

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

Obama

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

ur mum

its snowing on mount fuji

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

The Moon Landing.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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