Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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The Morman Religion.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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Women's rights.

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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