- Anti Joke

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good