- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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