What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

get in the car.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

knock knock no ones home

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

who is awesome? no one...

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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