- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

I'm sn otter

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Neil is a reterd.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

FUCK THE JEWS

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

You're a frog

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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