- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Who wants $300? Me too.

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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