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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

L's I's that took Viagra.