- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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