Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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I regret everything.....

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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Adele walks into the stables

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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