- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

why was the boy crying he had cancer

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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