- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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