- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Where's my tractor?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Velcro. What a rip off.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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