- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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