willie revilame

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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F? No k

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What comes after 69? 70

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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