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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

potatoes

April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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