Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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KONY 2012

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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