Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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hard cheese

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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