- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Butt poop.

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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