- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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