Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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the WNBA

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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