why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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YOU

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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