A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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snooki

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Turkeys are obese

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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