A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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