Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Women's rights

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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