Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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One day a man walked into a wall

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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