- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

Luke Hardie is G@Y

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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