Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

whos district champs not JM

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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