How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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kcuf read it backwards

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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hey, my names mark.

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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