what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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There's my tractor.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I've often heard that a room with a million monkeys with a million typewriters, given enough time; would eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. This seems to suggest that if something has an extremely low chance of happening, it will still eventually happen if enough attempts are made. However, I feel that the aforementioned scenario, given enough time to play out, would only result in a room full of dead monkeys. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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A man walks into a bar and asks for 6 vodka shots. The bartender looks at him in a strange manner. The man quickly downs all 6 of the vodka shots. The bartender looks at the man and says "Jeepers mate, whats the celebration?" The man replies "Well mate, first blow job today" The bartender in a kind gesture says "Here you go mate, next one is one me" while pouring another shot. The man respectfully replies, "No thanks mate, if 6 didn't get the taste away, im sure 7 won't"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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