Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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hey, my names mark.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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what is orange? an orange

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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