- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

L's I's that took Viagra.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

gabbi nunez ;)

This joke is the worst joke ever.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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