- Anti Joke

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Please? No.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.