- Anti Joke

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

If you like this, it will have one extra like

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Im black

A white person at Harvard

If you like this, it will have one extra like

1+2 = 6

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

willie revilame

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

F? No k

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What comes after 69? 70

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