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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

A man killed himself.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

Velcro. What a rip off.