- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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