- Anti Joke

One dark, stormy night, there was a man, limping slowly down the road. He looked across the road and noticed a little girl on a park bench. He carefully moved around behind , creeped up, and slowly tapped her on the shoulder. I tap 2 tap 3 tap The little girl slowly turned her head, and as she did, the man uttered 3 sentences.... "Would you mind helping me get back to my apartment, my hand was cut off in the war, while I was serving my country, which is why I have a hook as opposed to a hand. I was heading back to my apartment to greet my wife and 2 little children, since I just got back from a long day's work at the soup kitchen, helping those in need, and I sprained my ankle. By the way, my name I John Thompson."

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm HIV positive.

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."