- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

Oh s***

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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