Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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