When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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There once was the worlds most important people on an airplane. All of them. They were a Boy Scout with a hiking pack, World's Oldest person, World's Smartest person, a Scientist who had the cure to cancer, and the World's Richest man. The Pilot told them that the plane was running out of gas and they would have to bail. But there was a problem, two people were going to have to die. They were only two parachutes short. So the Scientist grabbed one and said, "I'm the only one with the cure to cancer I've got lives to save." And he bails. Then the World's oldest person jumps out with a parachute saying, "I Still Have A Life To Live!!!" Then the Richest person realizes there is two parachutes left. He says, "I have the most money so I have to go because I could save America from going bankrupt." Grabs a chute and jumps. Then, the world's smartest person just happens to be so selfish and bails with the last Parachute. So the Pilot and and the Boy Scout were left. The pilot was kind enough to let the Kid go because he still had he longest life to live. But the kid said no, we could both go. The pilot said no you go. The kid was still being stubborn. And said No, we could both go, The world's smartest person took my back pack, there is one chute left, we could share it. And so they both jumped and landed safely on the ground. And that was the end of the World's smartest man.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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